KENYA: Tourist Wails For Help After Sex Scare

A Canadian woman believed to be a sex tourist got more than she had bargained for, forcing her to bolt out of a lodging in Nanyuki Town, Laikipia County, at maximum speed in the nude — clothes, handbag and shoes in hand — screaming for help. This was after she discovered that the man she had challenged to a ‘bedroom marathon’ turned out to be a merciless ‘beast’ who hung like a donkey.

The woman, only identified as Tracy, is suspected to be in the country on a sex expedition. She had been joking to her local drinking buddies at a club she frequents that Kenyan men are ‘useless’ between the sheets. Feeling a little let down, some of her friends at an entertainment joint set her up with a man famed in their circles for being ‘heavily structured’ down there, if you know what we mean. Eager for the ride of her life, the thrill-seeking tourist gave in only for the ‘gland-to-gland’ combat to go awry.

Perhaps to save face, the humbled Canadian has since gone into hiding, and none of her drinking buddies can trace her. Locals from her circles at the entertainment joint allege that the outspoken tourist has an insatiable appetite for the forbidden fruit, and never hides her bedroom fantasies for local men. Before she met her Waterloo, she is said to have been ‘using and dumping’ men in the locale, complaining that they were not good in the sack.

“None of the Kenyan men I have been with for the weeks I have been around has made me climax,” a drunken Tracy is reported to have joked to some of her drinking buddies. The moneyed woman, nicknamed ‘white-pick-up’, is said to have been very friendly and used to pamper some of her boyfriends with goodies. “It is obvious men who went to her were after money, nothing else. They pocked the cash and turned out to be useless in bed so much that she dumped them,” a drinking buddy to the tourist told this writer.